The Amazing 3D painting....

The Amazing 3D painting....

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE .............

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE .............

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things ...

The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry

The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving

The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others

The ugliest personality trait....... .....Selfishness

The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ...Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ .Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ...Fear

The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease..... .......Excuses

The most powerful force in life........ .......... .Love

The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip

The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain

The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope

The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue

The two most power-filled words....... ......... 'I Can'

The greatest asset....... .......... ......... .....Faith

The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity

The most beautiful attire...... ......... ........SMILE!

The most prized possession.. ......... .....Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication. ...Prayer

The most contagious spirit...... ......... ......Enthusiasm

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,

Hope ends; when you stop Believing,

Love ends;when you stop Caring,

And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!

***My Sharing:

This poem is I just reveiced from my friend william. He mail this poem to me and after I see this poem I felt it is very interesting and the first thing that I think after I read this poem is to post on my blog cause I would like to share this GOOD POEM to all my friends!!! I hope you all would like this poem. GOD BLESS!!!!

Happy Moon Cake Festival!!!

According to Chinese calender today (14/9) is the Moon Cake Festival, so in here I want to wish all my friends happy Moon Cake Festival. Yesterday night I also received a few pictures that about MOON Cake which the picture for moon cake were very beautiful. Now I would like to sharing ALL THIS PICTURES WHICH AT BELOW with all my friends!!!!

Buying the USELESS Calculator TI-84 PULS!!!!

Yesterday morning, after I check the swinburne forum and asked all my friends who help me asked people whether they want to sold the graphic calculator.The answer that I received is not the answer that I hope which the answer was no more Calculator for sale. Then I only left a way which I only can buy new graphic Calculator from the dealer. After that I called the dealer and asked the price, the dealer told me RM670. I asked him to give some discount, the dealer said he give me RM620 per calculator. I asked him when he will come and take the money he told me he will come at night. after that I went to the Bank for withdrawing the money and paid to the dealer at night.

*The important part is I feel it is wasting money for buying one calculator which only use for one semester but I buy now only will use for two months. If I sold to my junior in next semester the price cannot more than RM400-RM450. I need to loss RM170-RM220 which I can use the money buy many other useful things and if I no sold out or borrow to my friend I may be will have problem like my friend only use for one year then broken already and he need to buy new one!!! I think in my heart Why SWINBURNE SARAWAK DON'T WANT BUY MORE THIS KIND CALCULATOR FOR STUDENT TO RENT ESPECIALLY FOR ALL BUSINESS STUDENTS WHICH WILL ONLY USE FOR ONE SEMESTER!!!!!!

MONEY THAT SPEND FOR THE USELESS CALCULATOR!!!!!

The useless calculator that needed!!!!!

Hostel Orientation night

This evening around 6:30p.m my hostel friends and I went to orientation night that held by Swinburne hostel committee. According to the notice that posted out, all students who live in hostel need go to the orientation night we need to pay RM5 for the dinner. The orientation held at Swinburne auditorium. When we arrived at auditorium, we notice many people arrived already then we quickly find a place. At around 6:40p.m the MC said we can start our dinner. When is the turn for me to take the food, I notice that the food quite nice which got santan rice, chicken, 2 types of vegetables and fruits. After that we went back to our place for having our dinner. After we finished our food, we noticed still many people haven’t take their food due to the food that prepared were not enough. I also saw 5 people only eat the santan rice which also can said they paid RM5 for only eat white rice. At around 7:45p.m the warden said is the time for choosing the new committee for hostel. When she asked us nominate some name, I noticed that most of the people that nominated was the new face. I can say I never see them before and don’t know how they behave and ways to work for hostel so I only vote for 2 posts which are president and treasurer. Then she brief about the problems that hostel usually have especially about the cleanness of kitchen and toilet before she give us fill the survey form which the survey form is about continuing for staying at hostel for next semester. After I fill the form and pass it up I go back and when I saw the time just around 8:15p.m.

USELESS GRAPHIC CALCULATOR!!!!!!

Last month, I borrow a graphic calculator from my friend for using in the subject Quantitative Analysis. The graphic calculator name is TI-84. When I use for around 2 week I notice the calculator having problem so I send it to technician for checking and fixing. After the technician checking and fixing I paid RM15 for the fee and the calculator can used. However after one week which was this afternoon, the calculator having problem again and I send to the technician again. This time after the technician checking he told me that the component in the calculator having problem and told me that if the calculator still in warranty if still can claim new one, if the warranty over then….you may throw in the rubbish bin. After that I told my friend and my friend said he will ask the lecturer tomorrow. I hope he can claim new one. But the BIGGEST problem is I need to find new calculator for my coming mid-term. I think the bad is I need to spend RM 670 to buy the new calculator which only use for ONE SEMESTER!!!!! if I can’t find the second hand calculator. Even through I can find second hand I also need to spend few hundred ringgit Malaysia to buy it. In here I would like to tell all of you please don’t buy the suck calculator!!!!!!!

Movie night at Swinburne Sarawak

Just now my friends and I went to Swinburne lecture theater hall for Swinburne movie night which the movie night organized by Swinburne Japanese club. The movie night suppose start at 7:30p.m but it delay until around 8p.m due to some technical problems. The movies that will show tonight were “The Machine Girl” and “Zatoichi”. When the movie started, I noticed only around 70 people come to see the movies. After saw the movies I felt the first movie was more interesting than the second movie. So, my friends and I decided left the lecture theater hall when the second movie just shows in the half. Below were some picture and summary of the movie:

THE FIRST MOVIE

Summary of the movie:

The film starts with Ami Hyuga killing a group of bullies who were picking on a guy. After she eliminates the bullies, she tells him the story of her life before she became what she is. She was just an average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world came crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by the members of the yakuza and their young leader. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies' association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics, the parents of her brother's friend. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother of her brother's slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop kill fest against the killer of their loved ones. Eventually, they reach the place where the yakuza are hiding. As the fight continues, the chainsaw-wielding mother of her brother's slain friend loses her right foot then eventually dies. Ami loses her machine gun when she fights with the father of the young yakuza leader. She gets the chainsaw of the mother who died earlier. The young yakuza leader cowardly uses some students as hostage and also as shield against Ami. Ami Hyuga is ready to kill the young leader, but his mother is there. She fights with the mother of her brother's killer. As the fight progresses she loses her chainsaw. The mother of the young yakuza leader reveals that she is wearing a drill bra, and presses herself against Ami's breasts, drilling into them. Ami is then thrown to the ground, and the mother attempts to drill the face of Ami. The young leader comes to his mother and Ami uses the chainsaw on them. Ami sets the hostages free. Outside, Ami tries to kill herself but is stopped when someone arrives. The person who arrives is not seen, because the movie ends.

The SECOND movie

Summary of the movie(From internet):

Kitano plays the role of the blind swordsman himself. The film's plot follows a traditional theme, with Zatōichi coming to the defense of townspeople caught up in a local Yakuza gang war, and being forced to pay excessive amounts of protection money. Meanwhile, Zatōichi befriends a local farmer and her gambler nephew and eventually offers his assistance two geisha siblings (one of whom is actually a man) who are seeking revenge for the murder of their parents. The siblings are the only survivors of a massacre that was carried out on their family estate in order to obtain large sums of money. They soon discover the people responsible for the murders are the same Yakuza wreaking havoc on the small town.After slicing his way through an army of henchmen, Zatōichi defeats the Yakuzas' bodyguard, a powerful ronin, in a duel. Zatōichi later wanders into town and confronts the Yakuza bosses, killing the second-in-command and blinding the elderly Yakuza boss. The film ends with an unexpected dance number led by noted Japanese top dance troupe The Stripes and Zatōichi walking down a trail, tripping over a rock then saying "Even with my eyes wide open, I can't see a damn thing".

The best joke in United Kingdom!!!!!

This is a 'BEST JOKE' Award Winner in UK

One Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'

The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese'.

'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'

Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'

The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

My Sharing:

This the the mail that I received from my friend last night. After I see this joke I felt this joke is good and funny so I choose to post it on my blog!!!! I hope after my friends see they will also felt funny!!!